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I'm here to meet guys 28 to 35 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship and networking.

About me

SPECS
Brand: Asian Baby Girl
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Dark brown
Date released: 5/4/1998
Length: 4’9
Width: see for yourself...

What's in the package?
x1 Human being
Batteries included
(Charging pin not included)

Additional info:
- 1st Honor in Kindergarten
- World Dampa Champion at 7 y/o
- DIY queen

Product Reviews:
"A good dishwashing machine but has hearing issues."-mom
“Five stars. I made her, so obviously.” - dad
"We found it in the bin."-big sis
Would recommend as a friend.” - ex
“We’re not sure how she passed, but we’re proud anyway.” - teacher
“Good at DIY. Please keep her away from power tools.” - family friend
"We haven't seen it in a few months."-friends
"How did it get inside my house?!"-unknown

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About you

REQUIRED SPECS

- Emotionally available (rare, but apparently they exist)
- Can communicate without replying “k”
- Must tolerate unsolicited yap sessions
- Can reach the top shelf
- Knows how to use Google Maps
- Has a functioning frontal lobe
- Willing to pretend my jokes are funny
- Can assemble furniture without declaring war

BONUS FEATURES

- Good with dogs
- Can cook at least 3 meals
- Gives good hugs
- Will send me “did you get home safe?” texts
- Laughs at dad jokes
- Has common sense
- Will let me steal his hoodie
- Can carry all the groceries in one trip

AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATIONS

- “I don’t do labels”
- Calls women “females”
- Thinks communication is a feminine trait
- Has beef with his mom for no reason
- Says “I’m an alpha”
- Has a podcast

IMPORTANT: BE YOURSELF!! Let’s see if we’re compatible. Not really looking for a specific type tbh. I’d rather meet someone I naturally click with.

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