"Swipe Right for Noodles & Cuddles
Location
Rastatt, Germany
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I'm here to
I'm here to meet girls 18 to 36 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship and networking.
About me
Sigma male | Ultra-relaxed | No-drama policy
Writer by day, gym minimalist by night. Work with stories for a living—now seeing if life’s got a co-author.
Seeking: A low-key friend (or more) who values quiet cafes over chaos, gym sessions over gossip, and actual conversation.
Ideal Match: Someone who gets that silence isn’t awkward, carbs aren’t the enemy, and "staying in" is a vibe.
Bonus Points: If you can spot a plot hole in a Netflix show or motivate me to do that 3rd rep.
Let’s skip the small talk. I’m the anti-stress protocol.
About you
You: Petite, zero drama, and can roast me mid-workout.
Us: Gym buddies who spot each other (literally and emotionally).
Vibe: Feels like hanging with your best friend—just with more protein shakes.
If you laugh at dad jokes and think ‘stressed’ is just desserts spelled backward… let’s talk."
Personal info
5'10" (179cm) and big & beautiful.
