kimsondal • 44
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kimsondal
kimsondal • 44
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Tabanan, Indonesia  
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I'm here to

I'm here to meet guys minimum 44 years old for serious relationship.

About me

I’m an introvert, which means I enjoy people very much..... individually..... occasionally... with sufficient notice. ☕😉

I cook. I eat. I work. repeat.

I love spicy food. If ur definition of spicy is “extra black pepper,” we come from different civilizations. It’s okay tho. 🙃 Love has survived worse.🥤

I’m a homebody, but I do enjoy going places. Just don’t put me in charge of directions. Without GPS, a 10-minute drive can become a missing-person case. 🙄

Fashion-wise, I’m very low maintenance. Sneakers and flip-flops have carried me through most major events in life. 👠 and I remain acquaintances.

Could I have been a supermodel? Absolutely. I only needed to be taller, slimmer, longer-legged, differently proportioned and, technically, another person. 💃

I have tattoos. Youth happened. Decisions were made. Evidence remains.

I speak my mind, appreciate logic, and have very little talent for pretending something makes sense when it doesn’t. That doesn't mean I bite. Well.... Depends what u say. 🧐

I don’t need perfect. God knows that would make me spectacularly unqualified too. 🙄
Just be single. Be emotionally available. Know why u’re here. Know how to communicate. Have a life of ur own and enough curiosity to want to know mine.

Long distance doesn’t scare me. Bad communication does. Distance has airplanes. Silence has no itinerary. 🤷‍♀️ .... And please have a sense of humor. Life is already serious enough without dating someone who requires subtitles for sarcasm.

Still reading? 😳

Hmmm.... Interesting. 🤔...... Either u actually found me entertaining, or u've been on this app so long u've run out of profiles. Both are concerning.🤨

Oh .. hey, before u disappear into the ancient dating-app tradition of saying only “Hi”... Tell me ur zodiac sign. I’m not going to judge u. I’d just like the necessary paperwork before I do. lol

About you

Hmm. Let's see. 🧐

I like a man with a brain, a sense of humor, ambition and his own life. Someone who can hold a conversation.

If ur first mission is getting my number, abort mission. 📵 Talk to me first. Make me curious. Tell me something I couldn't learn from ur passport.

Don’t give me a TED Talk about how interested u are. Show me! Words are free. Effort costs something. 🤨

U should have ambition, not necessarily a Lamborghini, or six companies 🙄🤦‍♀️. Just have direction. Know what u're building, even if u're still building it.

Respect matters enormously to me. Boundaries too. Urs and mine.

Religion, faith and beliefs: bring urs. I'll bring mine. We don't need identical answers to every question in the universe to sit at the same table. Just don't try to convert dinner into a theological hostage situation. 🤝

What actually gets my attention? 🤔.....

Consistency. Intelligence. Kindness without performance. Humor. Effort without being chased for it. A man who can disagree without becoming disrespectful. Someone capable of saying what he means instead of expecting me to decode smoke signals from another continent.

Be masculine if that's who u are. Be soft when u feel soft. Be ridiculous sometimes. Have opinions. Challenge mine. Keep it real.

Ya, ya, ya I know. I know. I know!

After reading all this, that probably sounds like false advertising. Risk it. 🤷‍♀️

If u've made it this far, congratulations. 🥇 U have demonstrated patience, literacy and suspicious amounts of free time. Three qualities I can work with.

Now scroll back, and answer the zodiac question. There WILL be judgment. I lied earlier.

Personal info

Age:
44
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tabanan, Indonesia
 
Occupation:
Secret Agent Undercover (licensed to kill) lol