Free prizes!! handsome active successful US attorney looking for sweet cute coconut princess

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I'm here to meet girls 19 to 41 years old for dating, friendship, romance and serious relationship.

About me

Gentleman, reasonably intelligent, lots of fun, funny ha ha, sweet, interesting, successful, generous, loving, affectionate, still young and handsome, sensitive understanding humble----OK OK not really so humble, small but terrible romantic American attorney from California, (romantic attorney? Hmmmm) now living mostly in Clark Pampanga/Manila/Subic Philippines, sometimes in San Francisco, California would like to meet a beautiful honest happy beautiful sweet loving beautiful fun intelligent beautiful interesting beautiful Asian gal Looks are not important as long as you are beautiful. Or at least slightly cute. All in all I think that I am a pretty good guy, but you must be the judge, I love sports, movies, reading, mochas, current events, culture, fine dining, Big Macs, beautiful girls, traveling to interesting places and listening to live bands...Thank you in advance for reading this very long boring profile and for your attention. If you text me, dear sweet Lord please say something more interesting and original than "hi hello how are you?"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."

who wrote that and what is the title of the book? If you answer that correctly you win a free mocha frap at Starbucks.

About you

I would like to meet a very pretty, honest, sweet, happy, loving, friendly, affectionate, intelligent, open minded, fun, interesting, decent, naughty, considerate, sensitive and feminine girl...a REAL girl.....beautiful GIRL-- AS IN GIRL WITH THE NORMAL FEMALE FACTORY INSTALLED EQUIPMENT ORIGINAL PARTS, yes that's a LOT, sounds like one third Mother Theresa one third Maria Clara one third bold star one third Anne Curtis...joke...that's four thirds...I need a pretty gal with good math skills to help me count my money...for friendship, romance, travel, conversation, laughter, love and happy times. SENSE OF HUMOR, HALF A BRAIN, HONESTY, CHEMISTRY, SINCERITY and PASSION a must. Leading to something perhaps serious if we click. PLEASE NO smokers no drugs no drama no users no tampo no stories no minors no baclas no fake photos no liars. There are too many scammers and fake profiles on social media. I don’t care if your carabou needs dental work or if your neighbor’s cousin needs a load. Hay naku.

CHOCO CHIP COOKIE BONUS question to see if you are still actually awake and reading this: WHY won't cannibals eat clowns? My secret code name is: "Datu Puti". If you mention that in your reply, I will be assured that you read my entire profile. Super extra bonus question--for a junior Champ burger at Jollibee--who let the dogs out? Please note: Contest offer for free mocha frappucchino/cookie/Jr Champ expires when I do You must be 18 years or older, must be physically and mentally present to claim prize, not valid with any other offer. Better hurry. Bilis bilis. Good only while supply lasts. BY THE WAY---I HATE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the onion skinned don't get the jokes, and need to feel offended by my profile, Kindly move on to the next profile. The smart, funny and happy gals get the jokes.

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