SpongeBobSquarepants • 38
SpongeBobSquarepants
SpongeBobSquarepants • 38

Personal info

Age:
38
Gender:
Male
Location:
Hamburg, Germany
Appearance:
Supermodel
5'10" (178cm) and athletic.
 
Occupation:
Full time love explorer
 
Has children:
No
Wants children:
Yes
Smoking:
Non smoker
Drinking:
Non drinker
 
Relationship status:
Single
Willing to relocate:
Not sure
Education:
Masters Degree

It all started when I was born šŸ˜‚

Hashtags

#Tennis#DogLover#Fitness#Gym#MatureButNotExpired#NotRichButHighlyDateable#37ShadesOfMe#StillHotterThanMyCooking#BetterThanYourEx#SwipeRightForADaddyUpgrade#37AndReadyToMisbehave#MagicSpongebob#TooHotToHandleSince1987#CuddleExpert#ChocolateAndCuddlesIncluded

Location

  Hamburg, Germany ā€ƒ[ show map ]

A couple of my photos

I'm here to

I'm here to meet girls 25 to 35 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship and networking.

About me

***I prefer to actually talk on the phone and not long chats

Hi! I’m Manuel your future favorite mistake—or lifelong partner, depending on how you handle my ā€œcheesy humorā€ phase. I’m 5’10 (because apparently that matters) and 6’4 in emotional height when I see a puppy.

Here’s what you need to know:

šŸŽ¾ Hobbies: Crushing it on the tennis court, lifting weights like I’m auditioning for a superhero movie, and running just fast enough to convince myself cardio isn’t torture.

🤪 Fun fact: My backhand is stronger than my ability to cook anything more complex than an omelette (but they’re Michelin star-level omelettes, obviously).

šŸ™„Biggest flaw: My gym playlists are 90% ā€˜90s upbeat hits, so yes, I’m shamelessly vibing to the Spice Girls mid-bicep curl.

ā¤ļøLove language: Playful nudges, high-fives, and hugs that linger just enough to make you wonder if I do smell like fresh laundry.

I’m looking for someone who can keep up—whether it’s rallying with me on the court or pretending to laugh when I say, ā€œI’ll serve up the charm, but you’ve got to return it.ā€ Bonus points if you think stretching is foreplay and don’t mind sharing the couch after leg day when I become a human noodle.

If this sounds like your vibe, let’s skip the small talk and schedule a doubles match. Just be warned—I always call the good side of the court. šŸ˜‰

About you

Gym girl, cook good food to feed me, a mixture of Scarlett Johansson and Selena Gomez ;)