Holler if you hear me
SlightlyOffline is a new member (profile created 4d, 3h ago)
Location
Anchorage (AK), United States
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I'm here to
I'm here to meet girls of any age for dating, friendship, serious relationship, networking and more.
About me
Easygoing and genuine, just looking to meet someone I enjoy spending time with. I like good conversation, a bit of humor, and keeping things very simple.
Keeper of uptime and destroyer of “it worked yesterday.” I live somewhere between Layer 2 and Layer 7 of the OSI model, babysitting VLANs, taming BGP mood swings, and pretending DNS isn’t the root of all evil. I automate what I can, document what I should, and silently judge anyone who hardcodes credentials.
Fluent in packet captures, regex, and vague user reports like “the internet is down.” If there’s a phantom latency spike at 3am, I’m already tracing routes, checking logs, and bargaining with the monitoring system to stop crying wolf… unless it’s not.
About you
Any, except crazies and chaotic individuals.
Personal info
6'0" (184cm) and average body type.