SirAlbert • 62
SirAlbert
SirAlbert • 62

Sometimes it takes sometime- video chat is a must

Location

Tel Aviv, Israel  
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Some photos of me

I'm here to

I'm here to meet girls 40 to 74 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship and networking.

About me

Some of the writing here is a product of the authors' wild
untamed imagination, and should be treated as such.

At the very beginning, I would really like to thank my PARENTS and especially my father and mother.

For your convenience, you can start reading anywhere in this profile, since there is no connection between the different parts, and too frequently, even between the parts of a single sentence.

I used not to take any part in any of the house's daily routines, and on top of that, my parents claimed that I did not speak with them. My mother, who thought this was unbearable behavior, started looking for a suitable military school for me, but only then that she was told it was absolutely normal behavior for a 6-month-old baby.

I used to suffer from strange and severe eye pain whenever I had a cup of tea. I went to many doctors, but nothing helped. Then I went for therapy for a couple of years just to find out that the spoon must be taken out of the glass.

Too frequently, I start a sentence and

About you

Humor is my second name -- BAD is my first

I use proper English. However, foul language is allowed only when I write, speak, or think.



I keep myself fit and healthy by means of good food and sufficient sleep: I don't need more than 6 hours of sleep per day-- and then only eight more hours of sleep at night.


I'm a father of three: a 35-year-old son, and two daughters, 33 and 30 years old. Thank God, no more diapers and breastfeeding. On second thought-not really sure about breastfeeding.

Never won contests like "Best Father of the 19-sixties" mainly because I was just a toddler during that decade.

Always desired to save people's lives, and that is why I have chosen Engineering and not Medicine studies

Body language interpretation---sometimes I go to friends- I always know when it is the right moment to say good night and go home- and it is when the hosts put on their pajamas and brush their teeth in front of me. Sometimes they just turn off the lights and shout "sweet dreams" to each other. It doesn't take me too long to understand the situation, and after a few minutes,(or an hour, tops) I add one plus one and leave the premises. A valuable skill indeed.

Every second or third weekend, depending on the extent of expansion of faraway galaxies, NASA let me use their spare unused space shuttle, for a short ride in outer space, on one condition: return on time - not a second after Monday 09:00 AM sharp, and a full tank of gasoline. I have counted the conditions and came to a conclusion: These are two conditions, don't you think?

Personal info

Age:
62
Gender:
Male
Location:
Tel Aviv, Israel
Appearance:
Attractive
5'10" (177cm) and athletic.
 
Occupation:
Electronics Engineer
 
Has children:
Yes (Doesn't live with)
Wants children:
No
Smoking:
Non smoker
Drinking:
Non drinker
 
Relationship status:
Divorced
Willing to relocate:
Not sure
Education:
Bachelors Degree