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5'11" (180cm) and average body type.
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London (England), United Kingdom
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I'm here to meet girls 18 to 50 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship, networking and more.
About me
By day, I’m just your average person who definitely doesn’t have a secret identity. By night… okay fine, still average. But technically I’m an international super spy saving the world between coffee breaks and somehow always forgetting where I parked my car. Fluent in three languages, two of them made up, master of disguise, mostly hoodies, and once jumped out of a moving Uber… by accident. Looking for a partner in crime or at least someone who won’t blow my cover at lunch.
About you
Looking for a fellow operative someone with a sharp wit, a kind heart, and the ability to keep a straight face during a covert mission (or while pretending not to know me in public). Must be emotionally intelligent, able to decode cryptic texts (like “k” or “lol”), and skilled in the art of sarcasm and snack diplomacy. Bonus if you can dance badly under pressure, laugh in the face of mild inconvenience, and are ready to build something real preferably not in a secret underground lair (but I’m flexible).