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About me

Hey, Hello, Hoooolaa, where are you going? Wait, the other guys won't run away from you. Read first my profile Come, come.... don't be shy :-Wait...stop, don't jump me...Let me introduce myself, my name is Pol. I am a German citizen and have lived in Germany since I was a child. I was born in Israel in the beautiful region of Galilee. I currently speak 3 languages well: German, English, Russian and some rudimentary Hebrew. I've never been married, but I've had long-term relationships. I don't have children, but I love children. I am a dog lover. I also love cats but they are like women. They ignore you, can scratch and just expect you to take care of them 😅. Dogs are a bit like men. That's why I get along with dogs 🐶🐕🤣. Humor 😁 is important and if you go through life too seriously, you won't be happy with me. I respect all opinions, but I don't have to approve everything. In a good relationship, love is just the product of many ingredients. Respect, tolerance, support and freedom are just some of those ingredients. 🔥. What am I looking for? A committed relationship with hugs, kisses and good vibes. A person who will wait for me in the car with the engine running while I rob the bank 🤣 or put more harmlessly, a person who will eat chips, ice cream and sweets with me all night while we watch movies and series until the wee hours of the morning😜. What I like: cooking. I like to cook. I like to explore nature. City trips, cruises, traveling by bike. Swimming and the beach, hiking in the mountains, visiting museums, watching musicals, singing karaoke 🎤, making me laugh. I am a dog lover. If I have to decide between saving a dog or a politician, I always choose a dog. . Sometimes I'm a vampire and turn night into day and day into night. But don't worry, at those times I don't drink blood, only juice, like a butterfly. That's why I'm a mix of butterfly and vampire, a vampirebutterfly . Are you tired of reading already? Wait, I'll torture you some more I like to have good people around me. I don't like injustice. That's why I have a special niche in my basement where I bury bad people My grandfather taught me the system of elimination. Good man, he had no enemies Juyt kidding. Are you laughing? That's good . Let's continue with my loooooong text. I'm not a big soccer fan ⚽, but I watch good games. I also like basketball 🏀 and other sports. I used to train in the gym, I got lazy because of Corona, because they closed the sports clubs. Now I have to work hard to get back to my old level 😅. Being lazy can also be too much fun. Unfortunately, I'm not a Greek philosopher who can lie around all day thinking. You have to work 🥵... no money, no electricity and no food at home 🤣 And what do I do? At the moment I work for the mafia and get rid of debtors, a debt counseling service so to speak 🤣. Just kidding 😁.... I also work as a property agent and from time to time in marketing for the sale of PV systems. I previously had a small construction company with 2friends, but a lot of shit happened there. It's a long story. I studied economics, majoring in human resources. I also did another apprenticeship before my studies. I trained as an energy electronics technician and finished a degree in psychology and education. I have worked as a web designer, educator, electronics technician, salesperson, etc. I have done many things. What else can I tell you about myself, no idea, just ask me. I'm not a handsome actor from an American series 🤣, but I'm better looking than a gorilla 🦍, even if I have the same hair growth problems on my back. Which lady is willing to shave me? 🤣 Okay, this is as far as I've gone. Ahh, that reminds me...some people want to know.... I'm a Scorpio ♏🦂.

About you

Do you know how to drive a car and wait for me at the bank entrance when I empty the counter? Do you have a sense of humor and know how to laugh at yourself? Do you like to be treated like a princess and like a....I'm not saying. It has something to do with the bedroom Do you like to eat? Me too... I love to cook. If you can't cook it's ok, I'll make you round as a balloon You'll eat just as well at my place as at your mom's You're fun, you don't plan to strangle me or poison me, you have a big heart and you love life? Then welcome... free entry. Pssst....you have to send me a heart so I'll notice you Just looking is not enough

Some side notes.... I can lift a fully grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for over ten minutes underwater. I pulled a truck with my bare hands 10 miles to the next gas station. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of the strongest badger poison and then ran a mile completly nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. I jumped from a rooftop of a 5 storey house and not even broke a bone. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in a formal combat, including a wild Turk, a Mexican macho , an African Pygmy Lionhunter, a Papua New Guinean maneater, a Russian bear and a rare deepwater Shark-Man. A medical doctor, a priest, a rabbi and an alien from Area 51 have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul but a big heart.
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