Seeking a Life Partner, Not Another Life Lesson.
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Davao, Philippines
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I'm here to meet guys minimum 30 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship and networking.
About me
To some, I’m too short, too big, too argumentative, and my skin has deep acne marks. But enough about my premium features.
I want an honest, emotionally intelligent, financially responsible man who is confident but not arrogant, protective but not controlling, and secure enough to handle my loud, flirty social-media job. I can’t marry yet, but I’m looking for a serious, long-term partner not temporary entertainment.
No liars, cheaters, or confused men. Please submit proof that you’re single, your latest income-tax return, medical clearance, and certification that you are emotionally available.
**For the men already panicking:** Relax this is satire. No actual documents are required. But honesty, stability, good health, and emotional maturity are real expectations. If those scare you, perhaps the joke completed the screening process perfectly. 😂
About you
I’m looking for an honest, loyal, emotionally intelligent, and financially responsible man who wants something long-term. I can’t get married yet, but I’m dating for a future not collecting temporary men and permanent trauma.
You must be secure enough to handle my social-media job, protective without being controlling, and funny enough to survive my attitude. Serious applicants may submit proof of being single, medical records, and their latest income-tax return. Liars, cheaters, and emotionally unavailable projects need not apply.
Gentle reminder: this is a dating post written with humor, not an employment advertisement. Your documents can stay safely inside your filing cabinet I’m more interested in your character, consistency, and ability to understand a joke. 😂
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5'2" (157cm) and big & beautiful.
