EndOfTheRainbow • 55
EndOfTheRainbow
EndOfTheRainbow • 55

100% real and serious.. but plz read my profile before getting in touch 😊

Hashtags

#homebody#books#computers#movies#dogs#animals#vegan#vegetarian

Location

  Bristol (England), United Kingdom  [ show map ]

A couple of my photos

I'm here to

I'm here to meet girls 20 to 45 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship and networking.

About me

The short version: happy, healthy, smart, friendly, honest, peaceful, faithful, kind and easy-going guy hoping for a serious relationship.

If you've got lots of spare time and some strong coffee, strap yourself in for the long version hahaha:

Top 12 reasons to message me:

✅ Serious - Looking for a serious relationship and hopefully a partner for the rest of my life! But.. I'm not looking for just anyone, coz "forever" is a long time to be with someone if you're not truly compatible 😆
✅ Honest - Every word in my profile is true. All the photos are taken this year (2024)
✅ Intelligent - At least, I'm smart enough to know how little I know 🤣
✅ Kind - it costs nothing, right?
✅ Financially stable and independent - money can't buy love, but it can help you avoid some of the obstacles that can get in the way of finding/maintaining it 👍
✅ Humble - i grew up poor, so I learned not to judge others by what they possess. It's not a fair world, and "success" is always due to a mix of effort, genetics/ability and LUCK!
✅ Not stingy - but not foolish with money either. If you need to buy status symbol stuff to try to impress others, maybe you should lie down on a couch and tell your therapist why it is that deep down inside you feel so worthless 🤣
✅ Likes kids - In fact, I like kids, computers and animals.. it's adults I sometimes have a problem with 🤣
✅ Ready for parenthood - if I meet the right person
✅ Healthy - I haven't been inside a hospital since I was a kid.. Try to get some exercise every day and walk/hike 50km/week. Anyone fancy a game of pickleball??
✅ Animal lover - especially dogs, except when they have big teeth and are growling/barking and running towards me 🤣
✅ Easy to be with - sense of humour, patient, generous, laid back, cheerful, respectful, etc, and I always try to give a 5-second warning before farting 😎

Stay tuned for the sequel, "12 more reasons to message me".. coming soon 🤣

And 4 reasons you might want to skip to the next profile:

✅ Homebody - Not a party animal or adrenalin junkie. I like occasional nights out or trips to interesting or beautiful places/events, but I'm not into noisy bars or nightclubs or big parties, and I don't look for mountains to climb (life's hard enough lol)
✅ Introvert - Often immersed in a book or movie or youtube video. Not usually keen on large groups or being the centre of attention.
✅ "Dad Bod" - No six-pack here. I already grew my "Dad Bod" ready for if/when I become a dad 🤣🤣🤣

And most importantly....

✅ Vegetarian - I don't eat animals/meat/etc. If you don't have any interest in being vegetarian/vegan then mealtimes and eating out would be hard work and not much fun for either of us 😎🤣

About you

It's ok if you're kinda quiet. I'm kinda quiet too.
It's ok if you don't have a college/university degree, as long as you enjoy learning, have some level of English ability, and like to discuss experiences/ideas/plans/dreams/etc.
It's ok if you're poor, as long as you're not lazy.

I'm not Superman, and I'm not looking for Wonder Woman... nobody's perfect, especially me haha. I can accept your flaws if you can accept mine!

Let's build something together.. a home and memories of course, but also a family (human or the fur-covered variety), or a business, or a youtube channel, or maybe all of the above.. 😊👍

P.S., I'm not too fussy about your age.. but if you're younger then you need to be mature-minded, and if you're older then you need to be young at heart, healthy, and still looking forward to enjoying the rest of your life...

🎉✨🧨🎇🎆🎈 If you've you've gotten this far, thank you.. I know it's a long profile, so I appreciate your time and effort haha. 🎈🎆🎇🧨✨🎉

And If you've gotten this far and not been sick into a bucket, then we're probably a good match 😊

Personal info

Age:
55
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bristol (England), United Kingdom
Appearance:

6'0" (182cm).
 
Occupation:
Business owner, programmer, and future youtuber 😊
 
Has children:
No
Wants children:
Undecided
Smoking:
Non smoker
Drinking:
Light / social drinker
 
Relationship status:
Single
Willing to relocate:
Yes
Education:
Masters Degree