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DonRobert, 69
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Oldie but Goodie

Location

  Paterson (NJ), United States

I'm here to

I'm here to meet girls from 18 to 45 years old for more.

About me

I'm very easy to be with, flexible , open minded

About you

friend ??

J0KE: 1 :hello: :p
Subject: Is it Scotch ?

On the first day of school, the children brought
gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet
of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a
big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little bit.

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger
and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy............ "It's a puppy!" :o :yahoo:

Joke 2
A little girl was  talking to her school teacher about whales.
The little girl stated  that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale  could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said,  "When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah  went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." :p

Joke 3 NEW
Son        :  Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
                ,morning he told me to give up my seat to a lady
Mom     :  Well, you have done the right thing.
Son       :  But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap. :lol:

Joke 4 NEW

Wife        : What are you doing?
Husband  : Nothing.
Wife        : Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
                  certificate for an hour.
Husband  : I was looking for the expiration date.:p

Personal info

Age:
69
Gender:
Male
Appearance:
Average
Caucasian (White), 5'7" (171cm), 154lbs (70kg), slim, blue eyes and grey hair.

Occupation:
retired
Education:
College - Some

Willing to relocate:
Yes
Smoking:
Non smoker
Drinking:
Rarely drinks