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Subject: Is it Scotch ?
On the first day of school, the children brought
gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a
big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger
and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
"No," said the little boy............ "It's a puppy!"
A little girl was talking to her school teacher about whales.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Joke 3 NEW
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
,morning he told me to give up my seat to a lady
Mom : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Joke 4 NEW
Wife : What are you doing?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour.
Husband : I was looking for the expiration date.