The only thing standing between me and happiness is reality

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Newcastle upon Tyne (England), United Kingdom  
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I'm here to

I'm here to meet girls of any age for friendship.

About me

Male, pulse, humourous, mature

About you

Female, pulse, sense of humour and then let's see what else you come with.

Someone who knows the answer to this - What's the difference between a conversation and offline messaging? 🤔

Unfortunately, experience has taught me that's a tough one to answer for most people online these days so - a clue 👉

Short gaps and long replies = Hello.
Long gaps and short replies = Goodbye.

Thanks for listening, don't turn that dial.

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