According to the profiles, 99% of guys on DIA are perfect , but where's the RIGHT one?

Ena: Mirror Mirror on the wall, whether there's someone who loves me the most in the world and will follow me wherever I go?
Mirror: Yes, there is.
Ena: Really?! Tell me who's "the one".
Mirror: Hmmmm... believe me, you don't want to know.
Ena: Why?
Mirror: Well, because it's a Female and it's a Mosquito.
Ena: Ugh!

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Ena: Mirror Mirror on the wall, why I’m still single now?
Mirror: It’s coz you are either too smart or too stupid
Ena: Then am I too smart or too stupid?
Mirror: The answer varies.
Ena: How?
Mirror: It depends on what’s in your hand, a hammer or a hamburger.
Ena: Why?
Mirror: It doesn’t matter. The readers have got the answer by now.
Ena: …..

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An old joke I wrote (just a joke, no offense ):

Ena: Mirror Mirror on the wall, why so many guys wear sunglasses in their profile pics?
Mirror: Hmmmmm... It's coz they want girls to guess what color their eyes are.

If we are not powerful enough to make this world better, then at least give the world a nice smile.

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Finally I found this name, Somnus, that can describe the lazy me well.. hohoho..

I expect a simple, peaceful, sweet and stable relationship.
coz I'm not smart enough to deal with a complicated, suspensive and worrisome relationship.

I want a reliable, honest, faithful and trustworthy life partner.
coz I'm not smart enough to deal with a game player, problem hider or avoider.

I believe actions speak louder than words.
coz I doubt how many people can really mean what they say and keep what they've promised.

Honesty, communication, sincerity, trust, patience and care are what I want in a long-term relationship.



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What am I like?

I'm easygoing, caring, starightforward, patient... that's when I'm with friends.

I'm impatient, suspicious, moody, sensitive, jealous, insecure... that's me after falling in love, but before I can trust the man 100% with my heart... But I'll never turn away and leave without telling why.
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Guess neither God nor Santa Claus can realize my wish of World Peace, so here I hope there will be more happy people in the world, and less ones who get cheated or hurt.
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Thanks for sending me emails or showing interest in me. Sorry if I can't reply all. And here I say HI as a reply to those who just send me a Hi or How r u.
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1. By the way, please don't forget to ask for the Code of Being Ena's BF when you wants to be my bf.

2. Again, by the way, I like reading people's interesting profiles, so please don't get offended if I visit your profile without saying a Hi. ( hohoho..in fact I believe most of you would rather get no message at all than just a Hi, right? )

Here's the link of something I wrote. http://cid-f7179d08548db88d.sp

I want to meet a Male
with age from 30 to 50
and I want to meet for Friendship or Marriage.

Don't waste our time on those game players, liars, playboys/girls coz they won't care whether they hurt you or not, whether you are crying or not, whether your heart is broken or not , and they take people's feelings and love for nothing but sh**.

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I hope he loves all good food and would like to try some interesting ethnic dishes coz I do.

I hope he likes fishing for fun...hmmm... I don't, but my father does.

I hope he's a little, but not too much smarter than me coz I'm sort of silly.

I hope he's more, but not less mature than me coz I'd like him to teach me how to enjoy life better.

I hope he's patient enough coz I'm sometimes as slow as a snail.

I hope he loves peace coz I hate violence.

I hope his heart is big enough to store me in case someday I become a 500-pound meatball.

I need someone who will love me, care me,pamper me and keep me in his heart.

I need someone who will include me in his future and let me see the hope ahead of our future.

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The above are all my 36 previous birthday wishes for "husband" .. Hmmmm..what's the 37th birthday wish? Ok, it is :

I wish for a husband, MALE and ALIVE.